as we know they're all the same person

23:48 * Archdevil unzips
23:48 <@Archdevil> let's fix that right up
23:48 < Bwaah> o-ok..
23:48 * Bwaah sucks
23:49 < Bwaah> this is the ``sex tape'' approach to being popular, right?
23:49 * Archdevil sticks both of his hands behind your head and starts slowly pumping
23:49 < Bwaah> mmmmmfmmfff
23:49 <@Archdevil> yeah bitch i'm gonna make you a star
23:49 * Archdevil knees you in the gut
23:49 <@Archdevil> dont make any noises
23:49 < Bwaah> nods
23:49 * Bwaah fondles your testes
23:50 <@Archdevil> urirgnrgn
23:50 <@Archdevil> tyoin w/1 hand
23:50 * Bwaah licks the tip
23:50 <@Archdevil> i-it's here! my finishing move!
23:50 < Bwaah> btw i don't have a gag reflex
23:50 * Archdevil grabs both of Bwaah's ankles and starts spinning him around, saliva flying off his dick and covering the walls
23:51 <@Archdevil> WOOO WOOO WOOO WOOO WOOO WOOOOSSSSH --- noise of window breaking
23:51 < Bwaah> oh shiiiii-
23:51 * Archdevil looks and the camera and does a thumbs up

I've had three offers for a text-only reality show so far tonight. This was a good move from a PR standpoint...

You're going to be famous. I'll take my usual 15%, of course...