Reasons why there's no w2ch imageboard:

1. >>8
2. The world doesn't need another board with posts on the first page dated 5+ months ago
3. Various technical and financial reasons go here

Maybe someday, after I've retired to my mountain compound, I'll be wheeled out for fresh air by my Austrian nurse. On the neighboring mountain, I'll see a new compound under construction and I'll ask, "What the fuck is that?"
"Yah, is Herr Mootskompound", the nurse tells me.
"Well, did you try bombarding it?" I'll demand.
"Yah, but he has many lasers..."
As I count my final days on this earth, wrapped snugly in the skins of extinct animals before a fire of rare tropical hardwoods, I'll think to myself, as I think to my last dying moment: I can't believe 4chan ever got off the ground. Maybe I should start my own board...