I remember when I first met 0037. She was wearing a light blue dress and a frilly hat with a dark blue flower on it. It was love at first sight. I still dream about her, and the way her blonde hair flowed freely in the wind, and how she was always so polite. But our love was never meant to be, you see. After all, she was a 10 year old girl, and I a Jewish divorce attorney with a bitch for a wife.