0037's eyes misted up as he browsed over /b/ and sipped his morning coffee. Forced anon returned... and with it, display ID. "Finally," he whispered, "finally, moot listened." It may have taken him a while, but 0037's message finally got across to the webmaster of the world's worst imageboard. And his plan to save /b/ was showing its effects already. Samefaggotry, namefags, avatarfags, and newfags; all kinds of fags alike were leaving /b/ en masse. "It's like old /b/ has returned," 0037 yelled to his framed photo of Shii. "Our dream has come true!"
Going back to his computer, scrolling through the sticky, 0037 found some alarming news. Someone - or someTHING - had mentioned him directly as the cure for /b/'s cancer, the supplier of moot's chemo. "Oh, dear lord." 0037 felt dizzy, his pulse quickening. He knew what it meant to be mentioned. More kids would find his website. Impending doom alone lay in w2ch's future. "More children will find their way into MY board, more children will steal content from MY wiki, and my servers will crash due to unbelievable amounts of traffic!" 0037 shook his head and pounded on his keyboard. "That wouldn't do at all," he yelled. "SHII! DAMN YOU FOR THAT COMMENT!"
0037 set into motion, starting up his (pirated) MS Word 2003. "This'll keep them out, this is the most I can do." The frontpage of world2ch must change, he deduced. No links to his precious garden of tripfaggotry, no links to his schizophrenic rants in his wiki. World2ch must be closed to the general public. The one that drives its final nail into its coffin should be me and me alone, 0037 scribbled in his diary.
If only searching "world2ch" on Google didn't show this board as its third result, perhaps, perhaps then 0037's efforts would not have been in vain.
I'm prone to overreaction. Especially on no sleep. Fuck it. Whatever. It's back.
>>3
This board is a communications hub for MY MANY USERS. Shutting it down would be devastating! People numbering near the double digits DEPEND on this!
Who is Tokiko? Why is he always showing up in the source code? Is he another one of Shii's handles?
>>8
What are you talking about? There's no one named Tokiko in here.
>>3
Things like this are why I keep coming here.