Hey Shii, if a man came into your house, and this a hypothetical question, but if a man came into your house one night while you were sleeping, and politely asked to massage your strong, manly back, would you accept it? Even if it turns out that man has an axe, a big axe, and he's going to chop your fucking head off? Would you enjoy the two and a half hours of homoerotic massaging even if it meant getting killed this, random, hypothetical man?