ditch Darwin for Windows Server 2008 (22, permasaged)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-16 10:01 ID:OTjm8gtM [Del]

Server issues today were 100% related to an operating system upgrade (Mac OS X 10.7 Lion) gone wrong, and has absolutely nothing to do with CloudFlare. The CloudFlare pages you see are cached versions that only show when the backend servers (our servers, a Mac Mini cluster) go down. Every single CloudFlare error in the past month has been on our end—not theirs.

I think it's finally time we ditch Darwin for Windows Server 2008.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-16 11:30 ID:Heaven [Del]

what what what hwaht wh ah t

3 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-16 13:13 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>2
WHA-oh, someone's spazzing out!

4 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-16 13:56 ID:A0egWw+l [Del]

>permasaged

Why?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-16 14:30 ID:OTjm8gtM [Del]

>>4
Because 0037 is moot.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-16 14:34 ID:sEqi4Rdq [Del]

>Mac Mini cluster

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

7 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-16 14:56 ID:1wO/sfPZ [Del]

ew

That is all.

8 Name: 0037!!A0z7CY5eG2 : 2012-01-17 02:30 ID:Heaven [Del]

This is some sort of long troll against linuxfags.

That is all.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-17 10:53 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>8
I don't get it.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-17 11:12 ID:Heaven [Del]

Quick question: Can I get haemorrhoids from sitting on my chair for too long?

11 Name: 0037!!A0z7CY5eG2 : 2012-01-17 12:31 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>9
Yes, of course 4chan runs on Mac.

>>10
I am not a medical professional so lol.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-17 12:52 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>11
You sound like RedCream. Are you RedCream?

13 Name: 0037!!A0z7CY5eG2 : 2012-01-17 13:02 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>12
Nope.

Any other embarrassing medical conditions anyone would like to admit to? Anyone?

14 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-17 13:13 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>13
So you know who RedCream is?

And lately I've been fighting urges to whip out my 2 inch pecker on perfectly ordinary situations and just start scraggling my clown. Like, I'm talking to someone, or standing on my balcony, or even cooking and I get this boner, not an ordinary boner but a powerful one, my knees start to give in and my mind starts going blank. Does this mean I'm a pervert?

15 Name: 0037!!A0z7CY5eG2 : 2012-01-17 13:50 ID:Heaven [Del]

Doubtful. This happens to all young men. Well, at the very least it happened to me. Like all professionals, I am willing to draw wild conclusions from far too little data. If you are not male, then firstly, WUT. Secondly, before you make a final decision in regards to your corrective surgery, consider a career in adult film.

Anyone else? Don't be shy!

16 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-17 14:44 ID:Heaven [Del]

I just feasted on 0037's plump meat. His breasts were juicy and his chubby, hairy thighs were absolutely scrumptious. Afterwards, I decided it was time for pleasuring my meat, rather than being pleasured by 0037's meat. So I stepped into my basement, in order to fetch my prey. In this basement I had all sorts of sex slaves; I had a moot, a Snacks, several Anonymous, and my most prized possession; the Shii.

Ah, Shii.

Touching his skinny, teen-like body felt like touching an angel and the look of terror and disgust on his face as I released my man-juice all over it was, well, Heaven on Earth. So I grabbed the Shii and started to make my way into the Pleasure Dome (that's what I call the living-room) in order to enjoy the Shii at his fullest. I began by gently rubbing my member on his hairless chest, his nipples, erect from sleeping in the cold basement floor, were then gently nibbled upon. He screamed much, obviously not enjoying this experience as much as he should, in fact, he never enjoyed anything other than the insertion of warm objects in his tight anus, my glorious meat-shaft being his favourite. After I was done with him I threw him back in the cell and went on to enjoy another piece of 0037, this time the legs, and proceeded to post this on world2ch.

17 Name: 0037!!A0z7CY5eG2 : 2012-01-17 15:05 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>16
I'm kind of disappointed that I spent more time in the kitchen than the sex dungeon. Par for the course, I guess...

ALSO, thanks for the fan fiction!!!!

18 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-17 16:18 ID:Heaven [Del]

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I forgot to license my story.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-18 00:28 ID:Heaven [Del]

I'm diabetic.

20 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-19 20:13 ID:Heaven [Del]

4chan runs on nginx on FreeBSD.

saging an PERMASAEG THRAED

21 Name: Anonymous : 2012-01-20 15:56 ID:+etzFv+u [Del]

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22 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-11 13:22 ID:qSJlkTnw [Del]

Testing to see if putting age in the field works

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