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Buy transfer paper and use something like Rasterbator to blow it up.

You could probably talk to the real Shii on IRC and get a life-sized photo of his face... cut it out and paste it on a life-sized anime girl image. Put on a body pillow and start selling them to his stalkers for $70 a pop, pay Shii $10 for each one sold. We could get some money with this... everyone wins.