Dear Sirs:

I for one am shocked and appalled that your publishing house would dare to publish a book on the topic of this so-called “fourth channel.” On my daily investigation of my children’s Internet access logs I discovered this site and on it found several depictions of women without their shirts on. The holy medium of the Internet was never meant to be defiled this way. As I recall, the founders of the Internet were men of God who would be stunned to see the shameful bite marks of the evil serpent upon a woman’s chest!

Please immediately pulp these volumes of filth and render them immediately into the word of God (or perhaps that collection of sermons I sent you three months ago (and I'd really like to hear back about that)) or be forever damned!

Yours in Christ,

Reverend 0037 Th.D.